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Medium-Famous MILF, 𝑆𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑦 ✌️, Created ‘MILK’ and Opened My Acronym Spigot

An acronym acro-Nimrod spouts

A milk-loving MILF? Perhaps? Photo by Joshua Rawson-Harris on Unsplash

Polite Request: If, after reading, you think this story is worthy of a “repost”, please click the little repost icon. This is, of course, so I can grow rich as Croesus off my exploitation of 𝑆𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑦 ✌️, famous Medium MILF. Or more accurately, so 𝑆𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑒 can get the notoriety she so richly deserves. Thank you!

MILFs, sexy soccer moms, whatever.

Call ’em what you will, but we all know ’em and love ’em, or try to, or something.

Then, naturally, in the spirit of equality, ongoing sexual stereotyping, and a general party atmosphere, came FILFs.

Oh, you know MILF, but not FILF?

Well then, let me spell it out for you.

F — Fathers I — I’d L — Love (to) F — Fondle

For example 👇

Size matters, yet again. You know what they say “Big nose, big toes” (or is it “big nose, big hose”?) Anyway … He’s cuddly and I want to fondle him. Photo by Hassan OUAJBIR on Unsplash

Then, in no particular order came: GMILF and GFILF (grandmothers and grandfathers I’d Love to Fondle).

“You wanna do what?” Photo by RepentAnd SeekChristJesus on Unsplash

And probably plenty more…

… like GAORIWWSKM.

Don’t know that one?

That’s:

G — Great A — Aunts O — Once R — Removed I — I W — Wish W — Would S — Stop K — Kissing M — Me

Good grip by a Great Aunt. Photo by Kateryna Hliznitsova on Unsplash

But now, esteemed, and steamy, Medium auteur, 𝑆𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑦 ✌️has gone and done it, with MILK 👇

[embed]Babies Coin New Acronym: MILK (Mother I’d Like to Keep) A new generation reclaims the maternal bond, from borders to barnsmuddyum.net

M — Mother I — I’d L — Like (to) K — Keep

And her story got my creative acronyming juices flowing.

So now it’s on:

🔥 BILK

B — Buttheads I — I’d L — Love (to) K — Knoodle

Seems counterintuitive, I know.

But, nothing else seems to work with buttheads to lessen their buttheadish behaviors. So M_A_Y_B_E if we all band together and institute a Knoodling Campaign aimed at Buttheads they’ll change their foul ways and rejoin polite society.

You go first.

Pro Tip: Only offer to Knoodle as the big spoon at first. Just saying.

🔥 SILK

Shitheads I’d Love to Kick

Pretty straight up and there are plenty of them in need of, and deserving, a good swift kicking.

Photo by Tim Wilson on Unsplash

Shithead (left) getting what shitheads everywhere deserve.

I just have one question.

I see that the kicker of said shithead seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit. That I fully understand.

But, is it just my imagination, or is the shithead also having a good time with this?

If so, we may have to rethink the whole SILK thing, otherwise will be overrun with even more shitheads than we are now.

And finally, ILK, as in…

I — I’d L — Love (to) K — Know

why the fuck I thought this was a good story premise.

That is all.