Clapping

Happiness Is Knowing It and Showing It

If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you’re a poet and you know it, clap your longfellows.

If you’re a duck and you know it, clap in the water. (It does everything else in there, anyway!)

If you want to get the story, click the hand👋🏻!

If you’re hallucinating and you know it, clap your buffalo.

If you’re intoxicated and you know it, clap your substance abuse diagnosis.

If you’re a narcissist and you know it, cue the applause!

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If you’re a nuclear scientist, clap your protons.

If you’re a quark and you know it, clap your black holes.

If you’re a stripper and you know it, clap your glutei.

If you’re a paradox and you know it, clap one hand.

If you’re a grizzled old prospector and you know it, clap your pickaxe and yell, “Yeehaw! I struck it rich, dag nabbit.”

Did you strike it rich by reading the article?

What other “If you’re happy and you know it” quips can you think of?

If you want to help the author, please clap at the end of the article, highlight, and comment.

Destiny guides us along both long and short paths, leading us to unexpected places. All we need to do is recognize it. Enjoy your journey.

Thank you for reading my article! Cue the applause for yourself. You’re welcome to highlight, clap, and comment. Feel free to share the link when you publish your poems, articles, and stories. Thanks once again for your readership!

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I feel I need to write about addiction to substances, behaviors, and the thistles of the soul. Human rights are God-given rights.