TONY STUBBLEBINE HAS HACKED RANDY’S ACCOUNT!

What the World Needs Now

Is laughs, sweet laughs

All smiles liberated from Randy Fredlund’s bunches of photos.

🎶 What the world needs now is laughs, sweet laughs It’s the greatest thing you can do on my behalf What the world needs now is laughs, sweet laughs No, not just for the staff but for all the riffraff 🎶

Hello, y’all. Tony Subblebine here.

I’ve realized that relying on love hasn’t been working all that well. Yeah, love is great, but we need something more accessible. More attainable. More predictable.

That’s why I’m pleading with you to be funnier. I’ve come to believe that the only way to save the world is with laughter. Yucks, not bucks. Puns, not guns. Limericks, not punji sticks. One-liners, not hardliners. Knock-knocks, not padlocks.

So fiddle with some riddles. Even Dad jokes are glad jokes.

And you can’t rely on the self-appointed masters of mirth like Dr. Michael Burg, or slack-jawed Alex Baia, or even funny lady Christine Stevens to carry the load. You have to personally chuck chuckles and launch laughs into the humor void to make the world a better place.

Laughter purges ugly thoughts. So purge away, even if you aren’t beautiful.

Yeah, I know, “Physician, heal thyself.” So even though my wheelhouse is full of more incomplete sentences than jocularity, I’m givin' it a whirl here.

Be kind in the comments, eh?

A jetliner fell out of the sky with a terrible crash near Toledo. The plane hit the ground exactly on the border between Ohio and Michigan.

Where were the survivors buried?

You silly goose! Survivors don’t get buried!

How’m I doing? You’re laughing, right? Let’s go again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7–8–9!

This is great! I’m just getting warmed up. It’s time to go for the big laugh!

The somber Doctor looked at the chart and then at his patient. “I have the results here, David, and I’m afraid you have a Henway.”

“What’s a Henway?”

“Oh, about 3 pounds.”

Another photo from Randy Fredlund’s stash

Pretty great, eh? What? You’re not falling on the floor?

Well, let’s see you do better! Please!

(How about Medium compensation? I hear that’s a joke. Not funny? Nevermind.)

The wish was his command:

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