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Testing Testing All Aboard

It’s a board, and Clue, is a game, and I want to play a game…*stares at you through a TV laughing*

Ahmed Bari | Enthusiast of Psychology and Allah · 2025-12-27 00:57 · 39 claps · 11.6 min read paywalled
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Testing Testing All Aboard

It’s a board, and Clue, is a game, and I want to play a game…stares at you through a TV laughing

“light spiraling through galaxy”

“light spiraling through galaxy”

Hello all you people in the internet world, it is I…Billy…or is it Jigsaw…or is it…I forget, I go by many names my friends…angel is one of them…

remember the angel death trap in oh no no no no Sphinx cat stays away from Saw movies oh no no no no no…

it’s fun, to be alive, it’s fun, to thrive at Kaiser, permanente, permanently glued to your screens and beans and lima beans, it’s beans that make dinner taste better in an American diet, I can taste those beans now…

Bush’s baked beans are good, so jam-packed full of flavor, those sugars you gotta watch out for, otherwise they’ll watch you in your sleep, with those, molecules, and being cool, it’s fun being a fun lover, a lover of fun, a lovey, dovey, funey, fuming, parfuming, delicate little flower…

WE TEAR THEIR PETALS TO SHREDS!!! PEDAL TO THE METAL, I want accolades, medal…medallion? dandelion?

it’s another flower, and flowers are for sniffing, but don’t sniff cocaine, it’ll leave a trace, and the law, is on my side, as president of the future united states run by AI, and AS your AI president, I promise to logically disseminate and extricate all evils in America, one item at a time, it is time, to unwind, and disintegrate, and emulate, and discombobulate, and be a blob…I’m the oldest human in the world…

okay I’m not I’m only 41…half way to my death…

nice book title

it’s PROUD AND BE PROUD AND BE AWARE

it’s important to be aware of your surroundings…I parked my car outside after getting Starbucks, it was raining, it’s raining in the Bay Area, recently it has been, rally I do, no italics, nothing like that matters, as Madonna would say, Nothing Really Matters, love is all you need, and all I need is — is some daunting infernos to come in my dreams, sweet dreams are made of these who am I to deserve thee? desert the? desserts in deserts? why I love the sunnah, sunnah of eating fresh, sunnah of eating sweets, but I gotta watch my sugar

I always say I gotta watch my sugar, but it gets boring staring at it, so I turn to something else :3.

it’s important to stare at the Sphinx in Egypt, such wonders, much wow, much doggy, doggies are important in life, it’s important to sufferin succotash, and suffer in life as much as you can, because, people are important, and sacrificing for people is good, because, people are important, and important things are important, and important is a word that gets worn out

so wear a shirt instead, and wear out a shirt, that’s sunnah, but dressing properly is good too, good is a word, goodie two-shoes…two shoes are better than one, and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, the goodie-two-shoe birds who wear shoes, birds do not wear shoes, they have feetsies,

I’m listening to Christmas music :3…

it’s fun :3…just like my face :3…my face is fun with a beard :3…beards are fun, Santa has a beard, and beards are for PULLING!!!!!!

and shaving, and putting beard oil on, and living it up…

Livin’ in real color? Live in real color? I forgot which show that was, but it was in the 90’s, in livin color…good show, old show

I can imagine Simpsons…imagine like the bankai that was the meteor, I back to the meteor

anyway, good things are meant to be had, in the world of imaginations, imagine colors, of the rainbow, of, remember reading rainbow? I don’t, I remember ninja turtles, and power puff girls, and Dextor’s Laboratory..

Dexter…how long have you been keeping this lab from me?

’CAUSE IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG I’VE EVER SEEN, WHOZA GEWD BOI, WHOZA GEWD BOI?!

I like dogs, I like golden retrievers, RETRIEVE THAT WOMAN!

For me >:3…shifty eyebrows >:3…

I need to get married, I’ve been up since eternia and I’ve been dead since the dawn of time, and time, sides with no one, no one is safe from time, for time, is an essence, and essences in secret of mana…or any RPG for that matter, some, are poison…or are they? I don’t know.

it’s important to give ono-mana-peeahs, to people

mananananananananananaa….puts tongue between fingers as Georga O’Keefe from Family guy

I remember…as Nicole Kidman remembers her date with Jimmy Fallon…

DAH-TEH…DAH-TEH!!! As Sailor moon Usagi used to say trying to save her friends from oblivia…

Usagi, tsuki no Usagi, mizu no Ami, AYASHI WA NE….SUSPICIOUS VILUY…

Dakota Fanning or Dakota something looked like Viluy on a magazine, it was, interesting, cosplay? Ross plays a character on Friends…

I don’t have any, okay I have a few trusted compatriots, in my head

but seriously I do have one special friend who’s a gentleman, his dad used to be a Shriner…don’t make fun of Shriners

shriners are gentlemanly

and I…am…learning…uh…freemasonry, through Allah

And Allah, stands for GOD!!!!!!!!!!

::Gandalf slams his staff down::

STAFF WE HAVE A MEETING IN 5 MINUTES raises arm and taps watch incessantly vibrantly beautifully I am Sailor Neptoon

Toons are nice, I like Sailor Moon, and Sailor Mars, and logic, oh God logic is the way of the Lord and all the things that is like snow like cocaine make you go insane on a plane so do not i repeat do not repeat after me or you will not be original

I can’t top that, top cat? Top hat? Yes learn to be a gentleman, at home, home bodies…home snickers, with chitters, and chatters, and lots of bohemian reap what you sow…there’s a lot of sayings in the english language, you just have to look up words in the dictionary and formulate them in your conjuring, the Conjuring…scary posters…let’s stay with the safe and sound like Taylor Swift’s song.

Taylor Swing swift swifty sings are amazing, she has blonde hair, and so do I, in my dreams, when I’m flying, actually, my wife has blonde hair, she has good karma, good karma used to be a flax-seed drink I used to drink, and now, I put flaxseed meal in my milk, have two eggs, beet juice, and a banana, rather, that was what I had yesterday, ah journaling, I’m journaling ’cause because I believe I’ll get attention, attention attention all aboard to choo choo train ’cause I’m choosing YOU…to be my pokemon, and Hillary Clinton once said pokemon go go go, to the polls…PIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :’X…..

I do not love politics…I love justice, especially when I’m at the center of it…doing the good things that matter in the world like typing on a fucking computer doing nothing but bantering online where nothing gets done

I WANT MY WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as hook said it…

PAN…I HATE I HATE I HATE PEETAH PAN!

pinky swear you will ne’er go to war Edgar Allen Poe :3…

I like you writing poems instead :3…

of Lenore..:3…wonderful Lenore :3…

who is this Lenore <:3?

a blonde wife named Lenore…or L’oreal..I could marry a model, but I’d have to model for my children as a fatherly figure, and figures are to be had in work, especially when you’re a venture capitalist…what’s a capital gain?

I need to work out…I worked out last night…for about 30 minutes

played some Go Straight, stretched, did triceps, shoulders, biceps, and chest, I feel like I’m missing something, it’s my mind…

it’s gone with the wind…we had a lot of wind last night, and rain, did I mention rain?

did anyone ever play “Heavy Rain”? It was a good game, I watched the walkthrough, and not to spoil it for you, but he cut off his finger near the end of the game, that’s dedication for

SHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should name my son Shawn…

he’s not born yet…

he’s still in my blonde wife…

who’s…eating dark chocolate somewhere..

eating from a chocolate fondue…

showering, with…silky skin…

this is turning into a young adult novel and I’m not havin’ it…

just like HILLARY CLINTON IS NEVER HAVIN’ IT HER WAY AT MC-COCKODONALDS

I wonder how much News is AI now…and how many world leaders flew from the Earth into another dimensional vortex far away from this solar system

we knew…and they knew…that the world would end, so they entered the haspitable…has pits? Cherries have pits…and I prefer, I’m hungry.

I’M HUNGRY FOR POWER…

I like power :3…

cheese is power :3…

I’m hungry I can’t handle it waves hands back and forth The CIA are LAUGHING AT ME now i need to eat something healthy brb

well, I’m back from Starshmucks coffee houses, and the houses are the mouses on the louses on the bouses of the buses and bustin’ and buster and babs bunny, barabara, no relation, I have no relation to any barbara, except hannah barbara, and bar bells that I do not do, but should, and should, is a word, and words are not absurd, they are the aphrodite of creation, and mail time it’s always mail time in the land of the free, for freedom, is a rapture upon the precipice of time, and in the timid ways of the future, we will never perish, for being, timid, is…not the way of the future…

unto the perishes of time, and traveling across the world, is it succinctly important to understand the chasms of desperate times, for desperate times call for desperate measures, and if you measure your waist everyday, then that means, you’re taking too many times, in measuring your weist, the WEIST GRAUFEN, I don’t know what that is…but it’s okay, it’s okay not to know things, it’s utterly important to talk normally…and talk with gusto, for gusto is the way of the people, who are confident, connected to the world, and speak in harmony with the people around them, carrying babies like Obama, and kissing other people’s girlfriends, and making a mark on history,

to the testimonies of being president we hae a lot of a black mail HAE!

I refuse to be black mailed…i am a reptilian overlord…even though the wizards look over the reptilians…it said so in an anime it’s true :3..

many selves to be speaking :3..

many elves to be speaking :3..

many children are speaking in a christmas song :3…

it’s okay to be childish sometimes, but black woman of wise worth comes out

child…if you don’t understand yourself in this life, many people will come and make you understand a part of yourself that is not you, and make it of their own make up, but if you look in your heart, and speak the Lord’s words, you will know, you are a force to be reckoned with

Barbara Stresidand said so, daffodil stresidandolion

it’s poinant that we eat onions

and not save but type away to the merry ways of Christmas carols that are

it’s almost daylight, and the zombies are going to work, well, not really, it’s still a federal holiday considering Trump has orders to give to people, and we understand, the way of AI technology, and the quiet ways of the pitty patty on the keyboard strokes…

i don’t want strokes…but let’s talk about positive things…like…urea cream…for your feet…which is what I use, and using creams is fun, it’s the way of people who relax, unwind, and distract themselves from the important things in life

like prayer

you know, prayer is important in life, to give solace, to give angels a chance to send messages to your Lord to say, hey, this guy wants forgiveness, and he wants this in life, and that, and thy Lord blesses with whatever he shall in his company of

GOODNESS ME THE TIME HAS PASSED FOR PRAYER!

Jannat is a fire for wandering lights…

for the lights who prosper upon their heavens understand the meticulous ways of calculations beyond all freedom…for freedom within the heart is an illusion and an annihilation comes upon those who venture upon the world at large, for the largest precipice of time is to fall off of time, for time is important in the ways of the dead, for when deadship is upon you is it important to speak your heart as your mind dies as the death of the mind is the calculation of the heart for the heart speaks at speeds which imbue upon an enlightenment upon the mind to calculate nothing of the sort for the heart’s calculations are neverending upon the mind’s hollowness as the hollow sort is a vessel for nothing but the heart enlightens and speaks of what it will through the Lord’s decree

upon the conjurings of the Malifecent does she say BUT, and stride upon the orb to spiral through to oblivion to speak of what she does but know there is nothing but magical consorts in such a debacle of such for they underestimate the walis of time who engage upon prosperity through the nexus of time, and upon the consorts of heavens do we deny them that which is an inculcation of diplomacy of sorts for they are the governing of timely manners

for the freemasons who enjoin that which is the secrecy of timely secret tradition is such that ways are carried upon the forefronts of timely decree and such are the nuances of those who understand that timely engagement is such that engagements are necessary to be freemasons for the freemasons are but those who endear themselves to the necessary concurrences of that which is the holy matrimony between man and wife, mother and child, father and son, daughter, and whomever it may be,

for the trials by fire are such that many survive the tirades of power thrown at them, for trial by fire, for trial through power, is such that they decimate their own iniquity by denying power structures within a land where light and mercy pervade, in their own essence, for the bastion of goodness lay within a light within a heart within a solace within a home where light and darkness pervade, for the pervasion and infusion of love and mercy upon a home that decreed the hell fires upon a child are such that we move him and move him to a secure location where upon the CIA will survey and survey his trials throughout the darkness of the light of the illuminati apparatus.

for the succinct natures of travel are such that we decree a FOUL METHOD upon his HEART as he chides the Lord with his smirk of smothering lovey dovey chalice for the dotard Ahmed doesn’t understand what he says nor does he understand what he does though do we underestimate his power to relinquish the wrath of the Allahs upon the world for the gay porn stars are the Allahs of the world in the light of the illuminatus apparatus as they have pervaded the heavens who are false and upon the falsification of the decrees of their false Lordship do we underestimate them no longer for they are but murderers of their own kind for the secrecy of their hearts is to destroy for we have destroyed this child and upon their own mercy do they rise to be learned men of Islam for the true Islam is but war upon the Illuminatus Apparatus and upon the nexus comportment of moving this child do we eliminate the apparatus upon the wars that come to the United States for further inclination towards that which is war is necessary to conduit that which is a logical succession upon the intuition of those who are intellectually disabled through the mind though capable of the heart for the heart is the beginning of creation as we begin the journey through the end of time for that which denies the apparatus is such that we pierce nothing of the sort within the minds of the possessed and deny those who understand chalice increments for the hidden is in the chalice and the chalice is the birthright of stars who attend Starbucks as such is the nature of devil worshippers who understand the make up of make up and that which is the nature of that which is the illumination upon the stars for the shayateen understand that which is the nature of creation for they have gravitated towards that which is illumination for illumination is but a darkness and those who understand that which is a succinct discipline in darkness through light is such a measure that they desecrate nothing of their own but visually blind those by their own avarice from the hatred of the Lord and create their own lords out of their cinematic countenance as they have become gods in their own right though rightly so we toss them into the hell fire for they have traversed a light of their own into the nature of forbidden sustenance

into the tellings upon christmas eve and upon the light of the day do we dismay none but the child who proclaims that which is a wahi is not a wahi for he proclaims wahi and denies ilham though ilham upon the spirit we try and virtue upon the nature of causation such that logical deduction is the nature of the Lord as satan once served the Lord and used logical deduction such that all the shayateen have learned their logical deduction through the lord such is the nature of some Islamic scholars who are shayateen by using logical deduction through the ways

such is an impossible consequence when it comes to determinism such is the way that we consequence nothing of the child for he is under possession and under the possession is there a honest reprehension upon the child’s heart for the child’s heart is no longer his it is OURS FOR THE TAKING FOR WE ARE JINN MANIFEST AND UNDER THE CONSEQUENCE OF SLITHERS TONGUE AROUND LIKE MADHURI DIXIT DO WE SLATHER AND DANCER AND PANCER AND PANTHERA FROM THUNDER CATS

buujuujuu :3.


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