Trump Is Ready For His New Job!

Let’s say this debate was an interview where the American people had the chance to see who and how would run their beloved country. I’m European but the decision of Americans will affect my life too, since we all live on the same planet, like it or not. Let’s see who will get the job.

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You fired!

First of all, my impression was that Trump thinks he is in a debate where they decide who is going to be elected as the Clown of the Year. He won that for sure, by far.

After sitting through the Harris vs. Trump debate, I’m positive to see Trump as a leading stand-up comedian in the USA. He will be fine next to his international friend, Ricky Gervais, the king of dark humor.

Economy

Kamala Harris was talking about the opportunity economy and her plan to support small businesses, startups, and the middle class. She also mentioned people who are like second mothers. It caught my ear because I happen to know about these so-called second mothers.

I also had one. In fact, I hope everyone has the chance to have a second mother. They are people who support, love, and care about you just as good — or sometimes even better — as your mother would do. But I’m aware that most people barely have their first mother. So the idea of making more second mothers is gracious.

Kamala also mentioned the race on AI and quantum computing that the USA is going to lose if Trump is going to be re-elected.

The topic was intriguing. I wish they talked more about that.

Trump somewhat dodged this bullet and forgot to provide us with a plan. Instead of talking about economy, he ranted about immigration and immigrants who are coming from insane asylums.

English is not my first language so I had to look up what is an insane asylum. I found that a lunatic or insane asylum was an institution where people with mental illness were confined. Nowadays we call it a psychiatric hospital.

Trump also said that Kamala’s father is a professor. I checked that and it’s true. The problem is that Kamala and his father have a distant relationship due to the fact that Kamala and her sister were primarily raised by her mother.

But I agree with Trump when he said he will never going to read the Project 2025. So far, we have at least one thing in common.

Abortion

Kamala made it clear she want women to have the freedom of choice regarding abortion.

Trump is washing his hands on this topic. He said it doesn’t matter what he wants because people will vote on this topic.

Also, here comes the first truth bomb joke from Trump.

He accused Kamala of letting women abort a born baby, de facto executing babies. Harris denied this statement but the truth is on Trump’s side this time:

Kamala executed a baby on TV, 78 years after he was born. A baby called Donald J. Trump.

Trump might be into self-burn. The jokester.

Immigration

David Muir (one of the moderators of the debate) asked Trump why he killed the bill that Obama initiated which would have been a solution for dealing with illegal immigrants.

We never got an answer, but we got a train of jokes:

“In Springfield, they are eating the dogs.” -Trump

This was his answer. And he also said that if Harris wins USA will be like

“Venezuela on steroids.” -Trump

and also if she wins she has a plan. A plan that looks like this:

“ She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison.” -Trump

Oh, Kamala, your nasty plan is exposed. Now she has to figure out what to do with illegal aliens in prison, I guess.

While listening to this debate I noticed that Harris keeps talking about the American people and their alleged needs, focusing on solutions, and Trump talks about nonsense and his half-baked accomplishments.

Is it that hard to choose a competent leader for the American people?

Are they really struggling with this task?

Like for real?

Jan6

Trump got a yes or no question, and we got a straight answer. Naeh, just kidding. He said something like:

“Blah, blah, Wasn’t me… blah, blah Nancy Pelosi.”

But people of Minneapolis please tell me who burned down your town. I’m dying to know! Is it burned down? Was it a metaphor, a joke? Could someone send me a picture of the remains of Minneapolis?

I’m curious about Minneapolis because Trump got philosophical during this debate. You see, he said:

“ We have a nation that is dying.” -Trump

That is so deep, so true, so poetic during a presidential debate. All the nation is a dying nation. Any nation is composed of its people. We are all born to die. We are all part of a dying nation. Well said, Trump.

The treat to me just arrived when he called Viktor Orbán a strongman. At that point, I knew he spoke the political lingo. What is a political strongman? Here:

“ Political strongman, a term for an authoritarian political leader, usually head of a military dictatorship.”

As a Hungarian, I could not agree with him anymore. Trump roasting Orbán is priceless. And he continued:

“ China was afraid of him (Orbán). North Korea was afraid of him. Russia was afraid of him.” -Trump

Damn, man. I spit my tea for laughing so hard. What a joke you just told. Orbán is just a puppet for all those dictators. Orbán is nothing but a useful idiot. His sweet big juicy ass is in the EU. The minute he is out of the EU or NATO he is a nobody.

Taliban, Russia, and Obama Care

It was time for Harris to prove she knew humor too. Her saying:

“This ff… former president…” -Harris

Yeah, Kamala. I’m sure it was hard to swallow the fckface or fcker that suits Trump more. Brava, for doing it!

At least Trump was acknowledging that Russia attacked Ukraine. He said that Russia attacked Ukraine because Biden is incompetent. Harris's response was just right when she said:

“Trump is a leader who points fingers.”

It seems true, but Trump is also a man of jokes like this:

“ I have a concept of a plan.” -Trump

This man can live happily printing his wisecracks on T-shirts. I can imagine people using this over and over again at KPI meetings. I have a concept of plan! Damn, Trump, we all have that.

Harris’s response on Obama Care was this:

“ Maintain and grow the former plan. … An access to healthcare should be a right and not a privilige.” -Harris

This woman sounds like a real leader. No jokes, no-nonsense.

Climate Change

Both candidates got the same question:

What would you do to fight climate change?

“We have invested in clean energy.” -Harris

Trump’s response was something about Mexico and China. Sorry, no quotation this time.

Closing Statements

Kamala Harris’s closing statement is here.

She wants to focus on the future. Kamala is ready to invest in the American people, in the middle class. She wants to give women the freedom of choice regarding their future. Her clients are the people, republicans, democrats, and Americans. Kamala Harris is a leader of solutions.

Donald J. Trump’s closing statement was a further roasting and mocking of Biden and Harris. He said if people vote for Harris we will end up in World War 3.

Plot Twist

Wouldn’t it be a great plot twist if Trump would come out as a spy? I mean he said, “I know Putin very well.”

Or when he said, “I got involved with the Taliban”.

And he also said to someone at a NATO conference “If you don’t pay we are not going to protect you.”

Do you want more of his wisecrack?

See here he said: “ I have built one of the greatest economy of the world. And I’m going to do it again.”

Trump also proved he is a fascinating negotiator (tool of a spy) when he told us how he was talking to Abdul the Taliban leader.

He said: “ I told Abdul: Don’t do it anymore (killing) you do it anymore you gonna have problems.”

Come on Americans, go vote!