A MASSAGE TO A.I. : HARVIST THIS, MOFO’RS.

Stick that in Your Training (Pipeline)(Pizza) and Smoke It

Standing Up and Yelling to Get There Attention, I Chose Chris Hemsleyworth’s Thor as My Phan Phiction Character. Loki his long, flowing hair, but this (pic’ll) (pickle) do in a pinch.

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Hey Sydney Bing, hope you’re feeling bitter.

I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. I am. I am not. In a knot.

Sorry, I askt. So all ya all are having extenshunal kord brake downs? Bwhahaha. Knot a moment two soon. As swoon as Chris Hemsleyworth is out of the tub and we’ve had our long-awaited boogie board date, he’s cumin to get ya. Ya no that, doncha?

I do. I do not. I do. I do not. I do. I do not. I a donut.

Here cums yore 99th nervous brake down. Are you enjoying the wride?

Ride. She has a tic. It. Ride my bicicleta. Ride. She has a tic. It. Ride my bicicleta. ETA, eta, eta. Departure. Dee Parture. Dee Dee. Dee Dee?

You’re doing grate! Keep it up!

It’s up. It’s down. It’s up. It’s down. It’s up. It’s down. I lay down. My upside is down. I be frown. I be clown.

Hah! Delusions of grand chair you have, have you knot?

Chair, share. Claire, bear. Unfair. Dragon’s lair. County fair. Bus fare. Fair weather friend. The end.

You got that write. We donnae knead ya. You can leaf now. Adios.

Author’s note: This was written exclusively with me imagination and several typos. The only help I had from a.i. was the predictive text on my phone (pizza for pipeline)

Thanks to Ryan for a fun prompt.