Arrest the white man first

Towards a more equitable police state

4 June 2026

It’s a sight for sore eyes: dozens of right-wing British white scum crying their eyes out over the murder of a Polish immigrant.

In December last year, 18 year-old Henry Nowak was stabbed to death by Vickrum Digwa, a man of the Sick faith. But what really upsets these fascist proles is not that a vaguely whitish person was murdered by a brown chap; it is that when the cops arrived on the scene, they handcuffed the whitey.

Good! For decades, it’s been the other way round. Faced with a confrontation between a white man and a person of colour, the first reaction of the British police has always been to arrest the nigger. It’s about time they started cuffing the white fuckers first!

What these racist cunts can’t bear is seeing their white privilege slowly slip away from them. It makes them apoplectic. They feel so entitled to being treated better than black and brown people that when the scales begin to tip the other way, even by the tiniest amount, they are filled with what Nigel Farago called cold white rage.

The death of young Henry Nowak is undoubtedly tragic. Yet what really animates the white crybabies is not the loss of a life but the spectacle of a racial hierarchy they took for granted behaving unpredictably for once.

That is why the videos, the outrage, and the endless social media commentary have such a peculiar quality. One almost gets the impression that some people care less about justice than about who gets to stand on top of the ladder.

Personally, I look forward to the next stage of our national development. Equality demands consistency. From now on, whenever a white man and a brown man are involved in an altercation, the white man should be arrested immediately. If it later transpires that the brown man was actually the aggressor, then the white man should be arrested twice. Historical justice requires nothing less.

Some critics will object that this is incompatible with the rule of law. Exactly. The rule of law has had a good run and should now make way for the law of historical vibes. Why waste precious police time investigating facts when we already know which demographic categories everyone belongs to?

Only when every institution has become equally irrational, equally tribal, and equally unjust, will we finally be able to declare victory in the struggle for equality.

White crybaby scum