Punk Ass Teacher
Imagine
“ Sir!. In all honesty... You’re boring!". Said by the class topper girl.
" Bang!". A fist right to the top of the Head of the topper.
" Now, that wasn’t boring, was it!". Said by the teacher with a fake smile.
" No, it was painfull!". The topper said while holding her head.
" Painfull but nessacary, you little red cherry!". The teacher said while pointing his Pinky finger up and nodding his head down and up.
" Ring-ring-ring...............". The school bell ranged, telling it's now the second period and it's 11 A.M of morning.
" You heard about the new teacher of arts in class 10-B ?". A short hair female teacher asked to another female teacher while walking on a straight hallway.
" Yeah, it's only been 1 month and he's already on the verge of getting fired!". Said by the second female.
" Damn!. How so?". Asked by the short hair teacher.
" Well, first of all, he has long hairs colour in red, a big gootte beard!. Always wearing shorts and funky shirts and always smoking in the classes, he looks more like a Collage backbencher then a adult teacher!. And second and the most important!. He teaches in a way which puts him and his students in danger!". The second teacher said with a angry face.
" Are you serious?. Like, you must be joking!". The short hair teacher said with a suprise face.
" Read my face!".
" Damn!. I'm actually more suprised that he's even here for a month without getting fired forever!. Oh, what's his name by the way?". The short hair teacher asked with a Happy face and voice.
The second teacher looked at the short hair teacher and said, " You look happy, that's weird!. Anyways, his name is-".
" Quantum Tarantino alahandra!.That’s my name !". The teacher said to one of the girl students inside the class.
" Haha..., you must be joking, right?". The girl asked while laughing.
" ..................." The teacher stayed silent with a Subtle smile.
" Right!. That's-that's a joke, right?". The girl said fastly while her smile fade away.
" Ofcourse, that's a joke!. Now, you can laugh again!. And my name, REAL NAME, is Jacky Rooker!". Said by the teacher with a Smile.
" Well, that's a great name!". Said by the girl while again smiling back.
" And that's a genric pick up line, you suck at it, girl!". Jacky said with a disapprove face expression.
" Yea-what?". The girl said with wide open eyes.
Jacky didn't replied and Instand walk away from the girl's bench at the last to the front with a chicky smile.
Jacky, went to the front, took off his golden watch, colourful half sleeve shirt and stood at the chair with without any upper body clothes and just White shorts. It was a weird sight but none of the kid's we're shocked nor suprised.
" Oh.....now it's gonna be fun!". Said by a boy from the backbench with a big smile.
" Okay!. Now, everyone of you punks stand up at your benches and and take off the heavy fits like jackets, blazers, sweaters and just be as light as possible with just your shirts!". Jacky shouted to the students with a high pitch while standing still in a army still position.
" But why?". One of the boy said from somewhere at the back of the room.
" I don't remember asking a goddamn thing, Jimmy!. All i can remember is telling you all to do a Thing, Jimmy....?". Jacky said loudly with a high pitch in propose.
Every boy and girl stood up, took off their Heavy fits and breathe in like they had forget to how breath.
" Good!. Now, look around at this room and Imagine this green, clean four walls as street walls With Full of graffitis, spray paints, all dirty and Messy and full of artistst expression and personlity!". Jacky said in a very enthusiastic tone and while moving his hands and pointing at the walls.
" Now, LOOK UP!. See that all white celling?. Yeah, that's boring and out of any creative reach!. But now, imagine it as a Blank canvas and their's somebody at the right Connor!. He's stood at a stair with paints and brushes in his hands!. His painting, smiling, smoking and just been Happy painting this celling!. Look closely at him and you'll see his face!. HE'S MICHELANGELO!". Jacky said with a great passion and enthusiastic voice.
Some students we're smiling in awe, some we're just staring at the walls and ceiling, some we're laughing but everyone was vibing and in tune with Jacky.
while everyone was looking around them, Jacky was their, stood still, arms crossed and smiling while seeing his students enjoy and laugh while imagining. But just then-,
" NOW!. All of you,the young artists, look at me!. Now, imagine, I'm not your teacher, person or even a Humen!". Jacky said with a smile.
" Imagine?. Sir, Your already a non-human!". One of the boys said jockingly.
The whole class laughed and Jacky also cracked a smile.
" Okay, that's a good one, mini Doraemon!". Jacky said with a checky smile.
The whole class again laughed.
" Okay, look at me, all of you!. Imagine, I'm not a Humen but the very embodiment of your most deepest fears!. Imagine me as whatever you fear, a giant spider, a Humen body shape deep Ocean, a clown and who knows, a car who's suspiciouly nice to you!". Jacky said.
The whole class become silent wintin few seconds and everybody's face was sacred and sad. The class become Total silent for few seconds but just then-,
" HEY!. the room's door is open, you know!". Jacky said suddenly in a calm tone.
The whole class become confused.
" What?. What do you mean by that, snake-Sir, oh, i mean, sir?". One of the girls asked while shuttering.
" Nah... it's okay, your scared of snakes, i get it!". Jacky said in a casual tone.
Then Jacky jump at the ground from the chair and slowly walked towards the door at the right of the room. He opened it wide and while holding it, he said in a calm tone, " Now, the last thing I'll Tell you Today to imagine is this!. Imagine this room as your mind and me, as well like i said, as your fear and this door as a exist from your mind to the outside world!. And you know what?. This door is always open and even if it's closed someday, everyone of you already got the keys, don't you!. So, if anyday, i, your fear, becomes too much to handle and your just out of all energy to understand or fight me, just simply get out of this room and take a walk at the school and just do whatever you want!. Cause the door was never colsed nor it ever will be!".
The sacred and sad faces of the students now, suddenly changed. Some we're confused, some we're looking at each other, some we're all Blank, some we're smiling but none of them we're scared anymore.
" Okay!. The class is over, now!. Their's only 5 minutes left before the bell rings. So.....do whatever the Fuck you want, I'm leaving now to take my smoke therapy at the tea joint, outside the school!". Jacky said while wearing back his shirt and watch, " Damn, I'm feeling cold, i shouldn't have been half Naked for this long!". Jacky Mutter to himself.
" And for your today's homework!. Draw all th things I've told you all to imagine Today and show me Tommorow!. Let me see how creative and fucked up imagination you all have!. Bye!". Jacky said before leaving the room while taking out his pack of cigarettes from the pocket of his shorts.
“ Ring........ring........ring.........". And the bell finally rang after 5 minutes.
THE END.
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