White Male Discrimination

Written December 30, 2025

I never qualified for a financial windfall from these classic TV commercials:

“Are you a former worker at a shipyard or a power plant and were exposed to asbestos insulation? You may have a claim for big money from a billion dollar settlement with Johns Manville. Call Attorney X at…”

“Are you a Marine or civilian who served at Camp LeJeune between 1952 and 1974? You may join in a class action suit and receive a financial settlement due to contaminated drinking water.”

White males with non-ethnic surnames like me have long been discriminated against! It’s not as if 46 of 47 US presidents have been white males with easily-pronouncable surnames. It’s not as if 470 of the Fortune 500 CEOs are white males. It’s not as if 32 of the 33 drivers in the Daytona 500 will be white males. Those Socialist Democrats and their DEI are discriminating against us!

Fortunately, Donald Trump is ending the plague of White Male Discrimination. He borrowed the classic TV commercial verbiage to publicize it. Donnie’s Equal Opportunity Commission issued a video on X stating, “Are you a white male who has experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? You may have a claim to recover money under federal civil rights laws. Reach out to the agency as soon as possible at this toll-free number. You will obtain our fact sheet on DEI-related discrimination.”

JD Vance re-posted the EEOC video with statement describing “the evil of DEI and its consequences”. JD’s post received millions of views. Lots of yahoos don’t subscribe to the EEOC’s social media feed, but they cling to every word that JD posts.

In case some of those yahoos missed the point, the EEOC responded, “Absolutely right @JDVance. And precisely because this widespread, systemic, unlawful discrimination primarily harmed white men, elites didn’t just turn a blind eye; they celebrated it. Absolutely unacceptable; unlawful; immoral. The EEOC won’t rest until this discrimination is eliminated.”

Seems to me that there is lots of discrimination by ICE against Latinos that the EEOC might look in to. White males aren’t being hauled off the streets by armed, masked agents and held without legal counsel or trial. That is by definition “absolutely unacceptable; unlawful; immoral.” Also, EEOC, don’t use semicolons where commas suffice.

The EEOC now has the time and resources to reverse White Male Discrimination. Since Trump 2.0, the agency has not pursued a single case to aid transgender workers.

The NBA clearly discriminated against White Male Ed Dufton. I would love to be a professional basketball player. The minimum salary is $1.1 million with private luxury travel and free sneakers. Of the 420 players in the league, only 40 are White and half of those are from Serbia and other shit hole countries. The US population is 58% White. That is clear discrimination against (American) White Males! It has been 55 years since I was eligible for the NBA draft. I claim 55 X $1.1 million = $60.5 million compensation. I’m submitting my EEOC case today.

By Ed Dufton