MAGA was Right about One Thing

And it’s a doozy.

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I tend to give MAGAts a lot of guff. Hell, I call them MAGAts, which should tell you exactly what I think of them.

Thing is, they were right — at least about one big, major, earth-shattering issue.

Remember “PizzaGate”? The alt-right conspiracy that a huge cabal of cannibal politicians was running a pedophile ring out of a random pizza parlor in Washington, DC? The one that wound up with some dude with an AR-15 shooting up the place because he thought that a bunch of pedophile Democrats were doing unspeakable things in the non-existent basement of the place?

The whole thing is rooted in a conspiracy that a bunch of wealthy elite child-eating pedophiles are secretly running the government. I have no idea how old that particular conspiracy is, and I don’t care to dig through the history of it, but I imagine it’s got some sort of Illuminati background somewhere.

This permutation was probably part of the whole Q-Anon nonsense that, as far as I know, is still probably going on, but for whatever reason, the right, and MAGA in particular, latched onto it.

And they wound up being right about it.

It turns out that, with the release of the Epstein files, there are a whole bunch of wealthy, powerful people who — allegedly — did a bunch of awful stuff. Human trafficking, money laundering, economic crashes, microtransactions in video games, and all of the pedophile shit, these people had their hands in all of it.

Jeffery Epstein was a veritable crime lord of the highest order, and quite a few wealthy and powerful people of all political stripes were involved.

Unfortunately, one of the biggest, boldest, most commonly-found names in those files is Donald Trump.

Right now, an alleged pedophile is now the most powerful man in the world, and he is currently running the country into the ground for his own personal gain along with a bunch of other shady figures.

Shame MAGA doesn’t care to talk about that anymore. There’s so much red meat up for the feast and they’re just ignoring it all, choosing to defend record high gas prices instead of holding him accountable for, well, anything.

Well, except for the ones who are jumping ship left and right.

Trump has been soliciting and taking bribes left and right, pardoning some of the worst people in the world, stripping funding from vital government programs, and starting random wars and conflicts for what feels like no reason. He’s broken damn near all of his promises from the 2024 election cycle — from bringing prices down to being the “no wars” president, they were all lies.

I mean, how shocking — the man who told tens of thousands of verifiable lies during his first term lied a bunch more to get back into power! Shocked, shocked I am.

So yeah, MAGA was ultimately right about there being a cabal of wealthy, powerful, pedophilic monsters in charge of the government, milking it for their own gain and starting pointless wars for oil and profit.

It’s just, you know, most of them have an “R” next to their names, so the conspiracy isn’t quite so fun anymore.

Be well and fight fascism.