If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

A word to the wise, but now what?

A young boy, not yet aware of the facts of life, became mesmerized by his bellybutton. For days, weeks, he was so obsessed with it that he could think of nothing else.

God, of course, could hear his thoughts & figured he’d give the chap a helping hand, so one day, the clouds parted & the enormous arm of god, with a screwdriver in hand, descended as the boy was lying by the pool in his back yard. With no one else being home, he had decided to be completely free of restraints & had gone out to the pool in the nude.

As he saw the giant hand & screwdriver, he knew that the mystery of his bellybutton was to be solved. He stood up as the screwdriver approached.

God, inserting the tip of the tool into the boy’s bellybutton, gave it a turn or 2 & the boy’s ass fell right off.

© Vytas Stoskus, 2026

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