Saddam Hussein is Alive.

Ok, ok, ok! I know I am going to sound like a schizoid but hear me out first, do you know about the time Jeffery Epstein died? He was a person who used to have sex with minors and also a who also had tons of dirt on everyone (LOTS of influential people knew him from politicians to billionaires to millionaires, everyone!). So, one day he was walking around and he met with Saddam and told him that he knew a secret way to clone a human and that he would first reveal it to Saddam because he loved Iraq! Saddam, obviously flattered by this, accepted the gift.

Saddam Hussein seen with Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump showing their relationship was deep

Picture this: It’s now 1990, Saddam is planning to attack Kuwait and capture it but he needed one more important thing to do, he plucked out a piece of his hair from his forehead and put it in a scientific gizmo container which then retreated and a giant cloning machine starts working and creates a duplicate of Saddam.

Saddam overseeing the creation of his clone

Saddam is now ready to attack Kuwait which he did, quite successfully so, capturing the country in a matter of days but just as successful were the Americans who attacked Iraq in fear of their oil being stolen; they successfully toppled Saddam in just 100 hours. But there was a problem, Saddam was nowhere to be found!

Saddam’s statue being toppled by the American Forces

Operation Red Dawn was launched in search of Saddam and they searched several sites with 600 soldiers. In the end, Saddam was found in a tunnel and subsequently arrested. The US army “identified” Saddam and captured him and he was hanged in 2004. But what the world didn’t know was that they hadn’t captured Saddam.

Saddam’s Hideout

The world did not know about the relationship and conversation between Saddam and Jeffrey and it wasn’t until 2008 when the FBI arrested Jeff, that they found out about the relationship and the search for the real Saddam began and hasn’t still ended.