PROJECT 2029 — The Sequel Is Always Worse Than The Original.

Project 2029 (Cue the odious, Spielberg-esque music) Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…….

(A blueprint for the future of what used to be America. I found it digging through the trash can in the back of Stephen Miller’s mansion. It is apparently a first draft.)

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First and foremost — Trump’s third term as President.

This goes without saying- we cannot lose our Sugar Daddy no matter how dysfunctional and disabled he becomes.Screw the Constitutional rules! With Trump we don’t need anyone else’s rules, just OUR OWN!

People believe he really is how he portrays himself in all of those expensive AI images that he has created of himself. They really do envision him as the buff super hero or as the Godly Jesus that he has injected into the AI birthing tubes and into the consciousnesses of their minds. They are an expensive novelty to produce, but, don’t worry, Donnie has thereby found yet another way to siphon money out of the gullible following that he has. And out of their tax money.

Moving on; the President will be immune from all lawsuits, threats, international sanctions and restrictions on his words, actions and deeds. Being Godly, he should be free from these incursions on his political freedom to do however he wishes no matter how damaging they are to the little people who make up most of America. They are just fodder to us anyway. As long as they keep making babies to work in our factories and to fill our Armies with warm bodies when we need them to go to war to protect our businesses, that is all we need.

All satirists, humorists, comedians, writers and show people must submit their materials before performing them to our Board of Surveillance headed by Loyal Patriot Susan Collins for judgement and approval before they can be put on television or stage. Any comic making jokes about Trump or his family will be subject to tortures from our secret Tribunals that even Amnesty International has never heard of!

Anyone who dares talk about, expose or write about our Dear Leader’s former sexual habits will disappear from society swiftly and be taken to a place very uncomfortable indeed and impossible to find. His or her relatives might as well enact his or her wills for they will never see them again. Photos published or shared thereabout will enact a doubly hard sentencing and ‘discomfort’.

All taxes collected must first go through the Trump Family Money Laundering Facility before they are dispersed to the various governmental agencies that we approve of. The rest will then be passed out to the CHRIST Organization (Christian Heretic Religionists Infiltrating Societies Tenants) for proper distribution through loyal Right Wing Christian ONLY facilities for the proper religious brainwashing of the masses. Of course, a reasonable sum will go to the Trump family cartel for their hard work on this matter. Any governmental services whose only function is to help the middle and working classes will be fazed out as they are too costly to maintain and also ruin our personal siphoning of tax money.

We will give abiding preachers and ministers the power of policing the masses to our benefit. An obedient society is a profitable one for us. Since the church leaders have at least some aspect of moral sense on some issues they will serve as good and obedient watchers over the people who we are supposed to be serving but in reality are serving US, their MASTERS! They will be the ones keeping them MORALLY (ie- ‘mentally’) in line which will save us a lot of trouble. Neutered sheep do not cause problems.

For those like the Stephen Colbert’s in our society; the left wingers, the gutsy news reporters, hard core Democrats and radicals, who pose the real threat to us there are the ICE Detention Centers, remote prisons and Guantanamo to shut them up both physically and verbally and get them away from the eager ears who applaud and support them. We are already getting very valuable information from our new allies Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping on the building of secret detention centers that specialize in shutting off any and all critics of our new state of affairs and from Vladimir Putin on the proper ways of building secretive gulags in the wilds of Alaska and our new state of Canada where they will be well attended to and serve as a means of worthwhile revenue production with their slave labor. Also it is so much easier to hide dead and damaged bodies in these obscure places.

The Republican Party shall be the only legally recognized political party in the United States. All others must disband or be subject to arrest, home invasion, confiscation of property and possible execution. Repeat minor offenders will be banished and exported to Haiti for the rest of their lives however short that may be.

All religions shall be banned except for the Christian religion and they shall henceforth be controlled by the First Church of Donald Trump and NO OTHER! Any person or persons using any other sect, denomination or foreign religion will be banned, stripped naked and shipped into the far remote areas of northern Alaska to be abandoned there to their own devices.

Slavery of the lower classes and ethnic groups will be allowed under our new laws and those enslaved shall no longer have the ability to vote or decide in any politics and no longer be able to possess land or have any legitimate say in governmental affairs. Their purpose in life will be to serve us in every way possible (including sexually) and be given only enough sustenance and care to live long enough to serve us even in our old age.

The countries of Canada, Mexico, Greenland and the Caribbean Islands shall become sub-states of the United States with force if need be. They will bow to the power of the United States and recognize us as their Overlords. They shall serve as buffer zones against the rest of the world and as a source of raw materials and slave labor.

These new statutes will take effect immediately upon Donald Trump’s new inauguration as the Emperor of the United States and the entire Western World.

I have approved and applaud this Covenant- Stephen Miller, new Director Of Internal Security and Mind Manipulation Camps. I also get first dibs on the sexier slaves.