Story of a bum

Story of a bum

We have a bum. Which is a pair. We also have a left bum and a right bum. Which means we have two bums but it’s still called bum. Then another person has a left bum and a right bum. They have a bum. But that’s also a pair. And it’s not called bums. It is still called a bum. Now two people have two pairs of left and right bum. So totally 4. Is it called bums or bum?The entire population has a left bum and right bum and so do dogs and most other creatures. If a pair is called bum, then are two pairs called bums or bum? It is called a bum again. All the bum pairs together is called bum. So the entire population of bums is called a bum. Interesting. It then means ,we are all made of a single bum. So is there only one bum in the world. But then a single bum can again be a left bum and a right bum together.

What a paradox!!

Apart from this a ragamuffin is called a bum. That’s just for your information!

This is the story of a bum!! But it’s not over.

By this logic, be careful if someone tells you that they love you as much as how many ever bums are there in the world. Because the population is 8 billion and each person has a left and right bum, that makes the number of bums 16 billion and if you include dogs and cats and all other creatures, the number increases exponentially, you may think they really love you, but no, by the logic of this story there’s only bum not bums for the entire population including animals, so they don’t really love you , do they?