WANT TO SHOW OFF? JUST BE ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

Hey you!

Yes you!

Yes, yes. I’m talking to you. The one who wants to make something of his or her life without actually doing the work.

Without putting the mind slogging, heart renching hours of 12 hours shifts per day of hard work to finally make it in life.

Finally, so your parents dont call you a loser.

So your childhood friends dont call you a failure.

So when you look in the mirror you dont think of yourself as a useless screwup.

I have just the solution for you.

It’s this thing which has started to die out thanks to the tech bros and the gestational birth of AI.

This wretched thing called social media.

What you do is that you just have to make an account.

And start LYING.

JUST LIE, LIE, AND LIE SOME MORE.

Lie about your life.

Life about your achievements.

Lie about your net worth.

Lie about your love life.

Lie about you sex life.

Lie about your spiritual life.

Lie about your career.

Lie about your competencies and capabilities as a human.

Make it so goddamn appealing that even a toddler would drool looking at your social handles.

And thats it thats the perfect recipe to show off on the internet.

Be sure to do it especially when you feel horrible about yourself and your life.

You know when you wake up from a nightmare have an anxiety attack thinking youre a piece of shit.

Just then. Thats the perfect moment.

Now as your truth telling agonie aunt on medium, I have guided you perfectly on this matter.

So next time if you feel like showing off just flaunt your digital self online.

And trust me you will feel better.

For an hour at least.

Now tell me that wasn’t fun?