More Bad Poetry: Jerusalem

Furiously scribbling in longhand, Smug from Ringwood gets wrist ache A flame war conducted across the pages of the Daily Mail. Outside the idyllic fields glow green, England’s damp and pleasant land. In the corner, The TV shines in glorious HD. A gargoyle in leather trousers Black yet blue to the core, A strong and stable gargoyle Breaths of orange fire across the green bench Devouring the nice but meek beard in red. The third looks on, unsure, nervous of pink. Does God mind this week? The gargoyle channelling the spirit of a long gone role model strides to the podium… Backed by the army of gullible, this one’s not for turning either. It’s raining. They draped rashers off the mosque again last night. Unsmoked, budget range.