Love University 💗

Come With Me To School 😂

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The Middle: Crash course – 101

He smiled, shined his teeth and winked….

“What the hell, I thought! Maybe he wants to marry me…” I giggled.

Five seconds later, the gentleman was on my table.

“I love you baby, I saw. you across the room, shining like a star, I thought, you’re my star, my genius, I’m the teacher, you’re the student, together we build….”

“We build what? A school” I laughed 😂😂 But damn! Those lyrics were good. Is this how they toast women now? I questioned my head.

Crash Course – 102

“It’s not like that baby, you look like the flowers in my garden, the notes on my books, the only colors on my texts, the only eraser of my mistakes….”

“What!!! I couldn’t take it anymore 😂 😂 let’s rewind….

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The Beginning – The Bar

I don’t usually do this. But my mom said I don’t give anyone a chance, “Step out of the house Ral, your comfortable bed won’t disappear, your wine cellar will still be full, and all your food won’t go missing. You’re so stiff, you don’t make friends…” She ended the call.

Well, here I am: Looking sexy at 9:00 pm at a bar.

He has been staring for a while. Where I come from, men’s best line is “I want to marry you” because for some reason they believe every woman out there is desperate for husband – I was expecting that, when he walked over.

Rugged, smoky afro hair, big heavy chains, baggy jeans – Too abnormal looking (But Genz’s dress like that these days and call it fashion anyways – so, fuck it!). Normally I get up and run or start a fight and disappear 😂But who’s gonna pay for my food?

Crash Course – 103

I didn’t want to look disrespectful, so I swallowed my laugh. He continued:

“See, my world was all black and white pages, fading and forgotten. Then you walked in, and suddenly it’s extensive, formatted, literal, logical, paradoxical, intentional….., It’s lyrical baby, and I know I will fit you” he smiled cheesy

“Jesus Christ!! 😂😂😂😂😂 What!!… Were those lines?” I finally managed to ask one question. And the fact that he looked so serious saying all that nonsense.

Final Crash Course 104

“My love, you’re not just a new chapter in my life’s story; you’re the entire syllabus, the one I actually want to study every single day. Before you, my knowledge was just scattered facts, but with you, it’s a complete, fascinating curriculum.”

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Alright, I’m out of here 😂

“Wait love, you’re my textbook, my new everything, don’t go! What about the food?”

“You can eat or keep it!” I screamed from the far end of the door.

My God! My mother will hear of this 😂 – I just came back from Love University. There will be gossip tonight.

RJ 🌝🌚