WALK ON CHICKPEAS, NOT EGGSHELLS!

8 Subtle Ways To Let People Know You’re Vegan

Well, actually I’m …

Come on in, I’ve bean waiting for you. Photo by Iñigo De la Maza on Unsplash

1. Rearranging office charcuterie platters to read ‘CRUELTY’.

2. Writing ‘I DON’T EAT MEAT’ in hummus on the potluck host’s wall.

3. Refusing to travel to towns with ‘ham’ in the name and carrying a black texta around to cross them out on maps.

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4. Hiring a gorilla-gram to interrupt Christmas lunch and condemn the cheesecake.

5. Performing a slow interpretative dance entitled ‘Murder’ whenever someone eats a pie.

6. Starting an online petition to retroactively rename Meatloaf ‘Plant-based Loaf’.

7. Asking the pub waiter if he thinks the Sunday roast special ever had dreams of its own.

8. Picketing outside Jodie Foster’s house over Silence Of The Lambs.