BLUR-INDUCED PSYCHOSIS REPORT #1

My Eyes Are Biological Liars

How to accidentally join wrong corporation, emotionally bond with umbrella stand, and survive modern society with -11 vision

Field notes from a world I can’t fully see.

This is my real world-Generated with Gemini.

・In naked-eye world, humans categorized first by

skin color street furniture possible ghost

・Winter especially dangerous because everybody become beige coat

・Civilization disappear

・Human recognition only possible at legally complicated distance

・First meetings always involve backward movement

・Reasonable response honestly

・Convenience store register numbers exist mostly as folklore

・Queue selection performed through atmospheric analysis

・Sometimes accidentally line up for ATM

・One time I stood behind cardboard fried chicken advertisement for maybe forty seconds

・Nobody intervened

・Japanese society frighteningly committed to politeness

・At cafe, barista shouts something

・Cannot identify language or ownership

・Wait

・Observe customer migration patterns

・Final abandoned beverage statistically mine

・Friends recognized through

voice hair perimeter uniform geometry aura consistency

・Haircut causes temporary ego death

・One time spent entire morning believing homeroom teacher was highly aggressive transfer student

・Thought

new girl already seized administrative control

・Sports festival was not sports

・Military fog simulation

・Could not read class T-shirts

・Accidentally infiltrated enemy cheering section

・Became emotionally committed to their victory

・Nobody noticed for eleven minutes

・National identity weaker than expected

・Beanbag toss impossible under these visual conditions

・Started launching beanbags directly into sky

・Probably interrupted migratory bird activity

・Mirror without glasses become philosophical equipment

・Beauty downgraded into rumor

・Self-esteem stabilized around

probably acceptable mammal

・Outside opinions difficult to trust when speaker resembles damp watercolor

・“Eh you not wearing glasses today”

・“…Who speaking”

・Most romantic interactions begin this way

・One boy asked my LINE

・Asked

sorry but who exactly are you

・He answered

we currently having conversation

・Information carried enormous psychological weight

・Photo booth screen resemble haunted aquarium

・Center positioning achieved through salmon instinct

・Final photographs always place me near edge like financially troubled Victorian ghost

・Classroom clock

white circle of institutional misinformation

・Class ending determined through emotional air pressure

・One time packed belongings while professor still teaching passionately

・Nobody else moved

・Slowly returned to seat with dignity of raccoon arrested for tax fraud

・Hallway poster reading requires dangerous face proximity

・Frequently accused of attempting romantic interaction with paper

・Paper sending mixed signals honestly

・Without glasses

stairs become abstract philosophy

・With glasses

stairs become vertical assassination attempt

・No stable configuration available

・Lens thickness now entering architectural category

・Side profile suggest eyeballs stored in separate dimension

・Photographs capture lens curvature before personality fully loads

・Rain transforms universe into unstable Monet painting

・One time apologized softly to umbrella stand after mistaking it for emotionally distant businessman

・Umbrella stand maintained silence

・Spent next twenty seconds assuming personal rejection

・Contact lens training resembled failed occult ceremony

・Four nurses surrounding eyeball with terrifying gentleness

・“Please relax”

・Impossible request under current geopolitical conditions

・Human finger approaching spiritual border checkpoint

・Relaxation evacuated country immediately

・Halfway through training announced

visible world maybe overrated infrastructure

・Without glasses

handsome men downgraded into symmetrical light phenomenon possibly divine entity unclear tax category

・Romantic feelings delayed by rendering speed

・Then sudden close-range recognition

・Ah

・Face extremely illegal

・Heart enters emergency broadcast mode

・Always three seconds too late for mysterious behavior

・Meeting people essentially gambling disorder

・Usually stand confidently before incorrect stranger

・Apologized enough times for “sorry” to become environmental background frequency

・During job hunting entered wrong corporation

・Only readable words from company sign

Global Solutions

・Search radius expanded to entire capitalist system

・Receptionist visibly confused

・Responded with equal confusion but stronger confidence

・Interview question

“What do you think about our logistics transformation strategy”

・Immediate assumption

・Modern IT people discussing supply chains with Thoreau-level spiritual intensity

・Nodded wisely like exhausted commerce owl

・Nobody mentioned servers entire interview

・Still detected nothing

・Truth discovered only after receiving official job offer

・First reaction

So THAT is why everybody spiritually attached to warehouses

・Society maybe constructed mostly from outlines

・Detailed reality possibly optional

・Everybody guessing maybe

・Mine simply more visible

Note: ・Originally written in Japanese. ・Self-translated with well-worn dictionaries and AI.

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